PASTOR........

Recently, a pastor was with a congregation of women and he made a request to them:

PASTOR--------Please can those with husbands put up their hands?
They all put there hands up.

PASTOR--------How many of you love your husbands?
They all put up their hands.

PASTOR---------Are you sure ladies before God?

PASTOR---------Ladies can I prophesy?

LADIES----------Yes!!! Pastor.

PASTOR----------When did you last tell your husbands that you love him?

LADIES-----------Various answers but some of them said- today when leaving the house, others said last night when we went to bed,others said this morning when I woke etc etc.

PASTOR--------- Each one of you should send a message of  ''I LOVE YOU'' to your husband right now.
They all sent the text message ''I LOVE YOU" to their husbands.

PASTOR--------- Please ladies exchanges your phones.(The ladies all exchanged their phones).

PASTOR----------Read out loud the replies from your husbands please.

 BELOW ARE THE REPLIES TO THE MESSAGES FROM THEIR VARIOUS HUSBANDS:

1-Is this message lost???

 2-Aaaaa,who is this? Sorry wrong number pls.

 3-Am I dreaming??

 4-What is the matter??

 5-What exactly do you mean?

 6-You need money again abi??

 7-Hey! Did you smash my car?

 8-The message should be sent back to the intended owner.

9-To hell jor!!!!

 10-I will beat you to death today untill you tell me to whom the message was intended.



                                                         L O L

                      

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