Monday, 19 January 2015

GOD ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST LAUGH....HAHAHAHHA


Swap p God has answered me ooooo my name is (swag odufa usa)I was working with a Nigerian lady for over 2yrs, right here in the states . In november 2014 I told her for the first time o, I have appointment for my biometric which was november 24th 2014 as soon as I  tell this woman her eye change but for my mind I say, I must go for my appointment . The next thing  she said after i told her was that in 2weeks,I should not work for her again oh and i said ok ma. I pinged swagp and told her my boss has asked me to stop working . i was down because i dont have a work permit but i was lucky to find this one and have been working since two years as the permit no gree come.swag p say ha so you knew this and you answered her ok well go and talk with her which I did but she said no. I came back and told swag p she hissed and said live that woman inshort live before two weeks and said i should watch God. i said swag p if only this my work permit can come which has taken one year they have refused to give me. i was there shouting IT WILL HAPPEN 2014 and i have been sacked .SwagP laughed so much that i was confused. when the tour started in november in octorber i had begged swag p to send my mystery seed but she refused i must wait until November, i pressured her until she agreed my mind settled oh. Then after the tour swag p said write 2 things that must happen before 2014 End and stand on it for three night which i didnt miss oh. This work permit card was the first thing I wrote down so on the second day swagp  asked everybody to pour the blood on the paper which i did with all my heart. This time around I was no more working so everyday 12am I will start praising and dancing as instructed. I will almost sleep on the blog daily. i called swagP day and night oh and she will say odufa wait God go disgrace that woman wei sack you just believe me okay. swagP will say one year delay is about to End that my mystery seed must speak and i believed and i was so sure that this delay has been broken. I cant be jobless never am a swag...even when the year was about to END i didnt shake i kept saying this delay has been broken . Swag sistas to cut long story short this year 2015 I called swagp on the 2nd of this month swag p say odufa you when dey USA don get thru. people here has not gotten the line, she said as long as you called me today begining of the year 2nd jan 2015 before march God will settle me and i screamed Amen.  swag p said odufa start to dance because its my year of uncontrollable dance...and said good news i screamed Amen.So this week Monday swagP wrote on her dp that we must dance this week ,so i started dancing since Monday and i told  God confirm your servants declaration on her status that i will dance....omgggggggggggg make una no joke with swagP status declaration oh because ,My God has done it haaaaa.Today saturday God answered  me I checked the mail box with so much faith that this week cant end without me dancing because it was written . i saw a mail and as i opened it *fainted*  MY WORK PERMIT* fainted again * MY WORK PERMIT AFTER ONE YEAR OF WAITING* i was so excited that i had to buzz swagP fast ooo and she said na i can rest .swag sistas the good thing is that na me go choose work when I need now anywere i like . swagP oh you told me God will disgrace that woman and He has ooooo...am so sure that by  Gods grace,MY GREEN CARD IS SETTLED. Am so happy .i didnt think that distant was a barrier to partake of the mystery seed and God has honored me .*crying* tears of joy.swag sistas reading peoples testimony is very good am always on the blog reading and connecting day and night.i read a testimony that provoked me and i said  God if truly i have been SAVED WITH AMAZING GRACE , what ever department my card is in the immigration office give them no peace and God made my work authorization card come forth. I give God all the glory .This is part one of the testimony God bless u swag pastor am so glad am a swag and distant couldnt stop me...i pray that God will do more miracles through your hands ma..God bless you. oh God thank You for making me have a dance in the begining of the year am so happy.THANK YOU JESUS.



WHEN ANY MAN THINK THAT HE OR SHE HAS YOUR DESTINY IN THEIR HANDS...GOD PUTS THEM TO SHAME....NO ONE SHOULD EVER INTIMIDATE YOU OVER ANY JOB BECAUSE GOD ALWAYS HAVE A BETTER PLAN...TODAY I STAND HAS HES BELOVED AND DECREE THAT THE JOBLESS WILL GET JOB THIS 2015 AND NO MAN WILL STOP THIS DECLARATION BECAUSE IT IS SETTLED....IN JESUS NAME I DECLARE...TAKE YOUR APPLICATION LETTER THIS JANUARY...I SEE CONTRACT PAPERS APPROVED. OH THANK YOU JESUS.









146 comments:

  1. Thank you Lord for your eva. Sufficient grace. Happy for you dear. Its w ell

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  2. Praise God, I tap into this testimony in Jesus name

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  3. I key in2 dis Testimony, I shall b favored in dis year 2015...congrats






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  4. God is faithfull ooooo,I tap into this anointing ooo

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  5. I tap into this in Jesus name

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  6. Praise the Lord. He never fails.Father your divine annoiting as I key into this testimony

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  7. thank u Lord. i celebrate u dear and i stand o this for my friend that has been waiting for the same thing and i know Go will do it. Amen. Swag Sue

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  8. Ooh thanks be to God..I must testify on this blog . Lord you know my heart desires.perfect all that concerns me Lord..I must dance!!

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  9. Thank you Jesus. I tap into this testimony for breakthrough for my siblings. Charity

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  10. Congrats swag. I key into this for favour in Jesus name.

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  11. Praise God! No distance with God. .....

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  12. Thank u jesus....am nxt in line Awesome God !it's still happening

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  13. Awesome God, I bless your holy name..... Congrats sis, I key and connect for my joy to come fast in Jesus name Amen

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  14. Praise God. I key into this testimony. I shall testify, I must dance uncontrollably dis week IJN

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  15. Thank God not for the things he has done but for who he is. I key into this testimony, indeed i will dance uncontrollably, in Jesus name, Amen.

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  16. Congratulations! God at work.

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  17. Amen, more dance ahead of you swag sister odafu and I tap and dance with you controllable into testimony IJN. Amen

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  18. Though lions do lack food , my people shall not lack. God may your name be praised for ever. Amen my miracle must come with speed ijn. Amen

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  19. Congrats Swag, God is ever so faithful. . I key into this testimony, I must testify too o!

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  20. Thank God for this testimony, true, distance is no barrier for God's word on a person to be manifested... With this I know , it will still happen for me, and I will dance uncontrollably this year, 2015. Thank you Jesus, receive allllllllllllllllllllll the Glory Lord.

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  21. Thank You Father. You never change. If not for you, where would I be? Thank You for this testimony. Every delay in my life is broken IJN. Amen

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  22. All glory to God almighty for dis wonderful testimony Congrats swag Odufa am next to testify IJN!

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  23. Wow, this is called radical faith! I am happy for u sista! I will be next to testify on dis blog!

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  24. God is good all d time, I key into dis great testimony. Congratulations sis

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  25. Faithful God I thank You for this testimony . God in Heaven I key into this testimony , I will testify of your Glory in every area of concern in my life in Jesus name. Amen!! Those Wei say I no go progress for life will be put to shame in Jesus name. Amen. Thank You Jesus for this is my week of surprises just as your vessel have declared in my life in Jesus name. Amen!!!!

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  26. Though lions do lack food, my people shall not lack .God may your name be praised for ever. Amen my miracle must come with speed ijn. Amen

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  27. There's no failure with God. I join you in rejoicing and thanksgiving to God. Congrats dear Sista.

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  28. Our God is worthy to be praised! I rejoice with you and tap tap tap into your testimony and believe that my daughters papers will come asap too. Those delaying it will have no peace till it's released. Amen

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  29. Congratulations, God will perfect all concerning you IJN.

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  30. Congratulations, God will perfect all concerning you IJN.

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  31. God is faithful. Honour Your servants declaration of divine surprises for us this week as I tap into this testimony.

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  32. All thnx 2u lord ur eva faithful even wit our unfaithfulness.luv u eva more jesus

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  33. His word is yea and amen! He never sleeps, his word tru his servant delivers on point and at the appointed time. Praise his name. Thank God for ur breakthrough and I key into it

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  34. Thank u jesus.. I key into dis testimony... I must testify on dis blog ooooo.

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  35. E don do am again in a biggie way. May ur name be praised. My case is settled

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  36. Thank you Jesus for answered prayers. . Oooh God arise n frustrate whoever is holding my breakthrough to have no peace ij Jesus name Amen. . Congratulations Swag ..

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  37. God, may your name be praised for ever. Amen my miracle must come by fire.

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  38. Our Jehova Overdo, thankyou father for your faithfulness. I key into dis testimony and declare that my uncontrollable dancing starts now IJN.

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  39. Thank u God for coming thru for ds Swag sister of ours...may it be permanent in Jesus name. I key into it in Jesus name.

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  40. Lord you are worthy to be praised

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  41. Thank you Jesus. ..I tap into this, God will do wonders for me

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  42. Congrats Swag Odufa 4 d work permit,more dancing 4 u IJN,so shall it be 4 me 2 IJN

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  43. Omg thank u God 4 ur love and grace.i receive my divine surprises dis week amen. Congrats swag sister.

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  44. Beautiful!!! To God be all the glory!! Awesome baba!! God bless you Swag P!! We love you loads!!

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  45. Our God is good. Congratulations dear

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  46. Thank God for u, indeed we re saved with amazing grace

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  48. To God be the glory great things he has done,greater things he is still about to do. I tap into your testimony for the scholarship fund am processing and also payment for works done. I will surely dance just like you are doing before the end of this month by the grace of God, Amen.

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  49. Almighty God I say thank you.... you are GOD no one like You baba

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  50. Thank you Jesus for this awesome testimony I connect to this testimony and I believe it has happened for me I receive all thank you Jesus

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  51. God is great...may His name b praised forever

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  52. Thank you Jesus it is settled I shall testify. Charity

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  53. Praise be to Thy Lord of Host

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  54. Amen all contract approved for my company IJN

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  55. Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen. . I claim and accept it iJn Amen. .

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  56. amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. AMEN IN JESUS NAME

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  57. Praise the Lord. Thank u Lord for wat u hv done. I key into this testimony. I MUST testify IJN. AMEN

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  58. Thank You Jesus!!! I connect and agree with Your beloved Swag P , I will get a new job in Jesus name. Amen!!! No man shall stand in the way of the jobs God has destined for me in Jesus name. Amen!!! Thank You Jesus!!!

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  59. God you that did this will also cause me to testify. Have been reading and keying into testimonies so me am ready to testify. Congrats swag sis. Our God never fails. IT IS SETTLED.

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  60. Amen ooooooo. I believe it is settled.

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  61. All glory to jesus... Congrats swag odufa. May his name be praised.

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  62. Amennnnnnnnnnnnnn in the mighty name of Jesus. I will be pleasantly surprised soonest

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  63. AMEEEEEEEENNNNN! !!!!!! I so claim it In Jesus Name

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  64. I receive mine in Jesus name AMENNNNN!

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  65. All glory be to God I wil have a great testimony again dis Can oooooo I Neva see e type o

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  66. Amen. Congrats Swag Odufa,I celebrate Gos with u. I key into ur testimony for uncontrollable dance. Amen

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  67. AMENNNNNNNN..... My Job/career is settled.

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  68. Hahahaha Thank u sweet Jesus, we lovve you, u too much, thank you for this testimony, I key to it that I must receive mine before this week ends. Amen

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  69. Yes ohhh ,it my year of dancing in Jesus name. Am next to be announced in Jesus name. Thank you Lord. Am happy for you sister.

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  70. Congratulations dear. I tap into your testimony i will dance uncontrollable dance this year in Jesus name.

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  71. Ameeeeeeeeen i recieve it

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  72. Congratz dear,i key into this testimony,i receive favour in Jesus Name.Amen!

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  73. Thank u Jesus for this declaration. I key into this soo well. I'm next inline for a testimony. Thank u Jesus. Thank u lord for it is settled

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  74. Swagp I stand upon your declaration and I seal it upon my head with a mighty amen. I have been going for US visa and they keep refusing me but I know this year is my year of uncontrollable dance as declared by God's own vessel and I Keyed into this testimony that it wi happen very soon. praise God for fullfilling this swags sistas dream and making everything right for her. May God continue b to bless you swagp and keep you for us!!

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  75. AMEN,Received in d mighty name of Jesus

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  76. Very many congratulations,we shall all have many juicy testimonies in Jesus'name Amen

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  77. I give all glory to ur lord dis can only be God ooo

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  78. Congrats dear. Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I key into your declaration maa n receive my appointment letter dis year 2015 in Jesus name. Amen

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  79. AMEN!!! Thank you JESUS. I tap and connect in Jesus name Amen

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  80. Amen I recieve and will become it amen.any man that will intimidate me over anything be it whoever will be put to nothing his powers will be thwarted amen.

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  81. Jesus is Lord!! God bless swag pastor

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  82. Anabel Esele Kelvin19 January 2015 at 18:17

    Thank you Jesus for this great miracle...this week God would make protocol for my sake...bcos am saved wit Amazing Grace...

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  83. Amenooo' I key into this testimony . Congrats dear .

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  84. Ameeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn

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  85. Chaiiii! The God of Swag P is full of wonders oooo!! I key into this testimony by Faith and I pray for every barrier in my life and in dat of my family members to be broken dis year, IJN, AMEN!!

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  86. AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  87. Congratulations dear God is great I key into ur testimony my testimony. Must enter this blog IJN

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  88. Yesoooooooooo am happy 4 u oooo,I key in for my divine visitation Amen

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  89. Thank you Jesus, I celebrate with you. I key into this testimony for divine favour

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  90. Praise God who honours his word, congratulations Swag Odufa.

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  91. Amen oh, I receive my employment letter IJN .

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  92. Amen to contracts and I receive my application letter.

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  93. Amen. I Stand in the gap for my husband. Thank you Jesus

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  94. I receive my Job offer letter in this month, in Jesus name, Amen. Thank my Father in heaven, for IT IS SETTLED. *dancing*

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  95. Amen!! I claim it...thank you jesus.

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  97. Amen in Jesus Mighty Name. Am settled & I will testify in Jesus Mighty Name.

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  98. Amen!!! My appointment letter is next. Hallelujah! Congrats odufa

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  99. Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnn. I receive in Jesus name. Congrats dear.

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  100. Thank u Jesus......I claim it IJN Amen

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  101. A big Amen ooooo...........I recive In Jesus name!

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  102. AMEN!! I receive it, it is settled for me in Jesus Name. Amen!

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  103. God is faithful. Congrate my dear swag sister. God shall perfect all DAT concern you.

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  104. Amen in Jesus name.

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  105. Amen o. I receive swag P's declaration for a JOB this January in Jesus mighty namen. Amen

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  106. Its never to late for my GOD.Everything concerning me is SETTLED this year IN JESUS NAME.AMEN.

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  107. Ammmeeeeennn. I comment and connect
    I must blog my testimony this week IJN

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  108. Ammmeeeeennn. I comment and connect
    I must blog my testimony this week IJN

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  109. Thank you jesus. My days of sorrow is over

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  110. Thank you jesus. My days of sorrow is over

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  111. I Agree with Swag p's declarations and I receive it in faith. Lord thank you cos no man will redicle me again. Congrats sista.

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  112. Amennnn and I key into the job declaration for my brothers and friends.

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  113. Amen!!!!!! May God b praised.i key into dis wonderful works of God ijn..amen!!!!

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  114. He is a miracle working God, he doesn't fail his children.... Thank u Jesus

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  115. Amen......I receive dat declaration in d name of who has called swag p 2 save others into his amazing grace........more grace swag p

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  116. Praise the Lord!!! I tap into this testimony on behalf of me annd my family. God is good.

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  117. Amen and amen. It must happen for me and my family this month

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  118. Thank God for His realse of power on ur behalf. I say amen to swag p's prayer. God's mighty power will work for me and my family. All men will favour us in Jesus name.

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  119. Amen!!!!!!!!! Awesome God we bless ur name, may ur name be praise forever...

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  120. Amen.... Lord you are awesome.. Thank you Lord for breaking every delay

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  121. Amen and Amen I connect to dis testimony. Mine is next in line

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  122. Amennnn. Thank You Father for this testimony. Congratulations on your green card more open doors for you in Jesus name Amen.

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  123. I tap into this miracle working God. every delayed project in my life, God will give me a reason to dance for joy. congrats dear

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  124. A delay is never a denial in the sight of God. I thank God for his faithfulness in your life, swag Odufa and all our lives. His mercies endureth forever.

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  125. My God's not a robber, he does what he says he will do. I connect myself and my family to every word that comes out from your mouth Swag P. Congrats on your work permit. Morris

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  126. It is settled for me IJN

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  127. Amennnnnnnnnn thank u Jesus I key into dis testimony my marital destiny is settled

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  128. At some point i was brought to tears for some personal issues....i pray to God to visit us all and tirn the tears to tears of joy. Vome Uduehi

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  129. Thank U Jesus! This is my year of uncontrollable dance...

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